“Call your mom, call your dad. If you’re lucky enough to have a parent or two alive on this planet, call ‘em.
Don’t text. Don’t email. Call them on the phone.”
— J.K. Simmons, accepting his supporting actor Oscar for “Whiplash”
“They are four women, plus, in accordance with California state law, Meryl Streep.”
— Jared Leto
“Tonight, I am wearing the real Michael Keaton
tighty whities.”
— Alejandro G. Iñárritu, accepting the Oscar for directing “Birdman”
Correction: An earlier version of this item misidentified a comedy group taking part in the performance of “Everything Is Awesome.” The group is the Lonely Island, not Lonely Planet.
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